These pre-operative instructions were handed out at the Pratt Medical Center, Spotsylvania, Virginia. They tell you that besides the instructions, you may not eat anything. Maybe the instructions are printed on rice paper.
Don’t let this happen to you. Read your text carefully to see whether it makes sense before you print a hundred or a thousand copies.
* “Steve’s Hall of Shame” is what one writer called my collection of bloopers. I decided to keep the name.